I know this has been done, and done, and done. So let me just say, I rarely look at my Google Analytics. I mean, sheesh, I barely have time to post, read posts, tweet, facebook and check my freaking email. I can't obssess about that.
But I was bored, so I looked. And of course, I looked at the search keywords. If you don't know what that is, it's what people are entering in their search browser that ends up with them clicking on us.
braless overalls - Huh. Not really my thing.
airport germs - Guilty. I've talked and talked about it. Ga-freaking-ross.
random hairs on body - Guilty again. Say thank you to aging.
"going braless" - Yes, with quotes. I don't really think Lela and I talk about that much. What's with the braless hits?
"he was staring at me" masturbating:blogspot.com - Guessing they didn't find what they were looking for.
and masturbating "he was staring at me" - Oh, but apparently they gave it another try! Maybe reversing the order of the words will change the results! Not!
"her preteen lips" - Eww. Preteens, we've talked about. The zit near my lip, I've talked about. Never together, thank you very much. Pervs.
"sanitary belt" - Oh Lela, that's all you and your crazy mama.
"she's out of shape" - I'm getting offended now.
bubblegum tree - Wha?
is it normal to hate doctors - Why, yes it is. Not all of 'em, but a good hand full.
my mom in pantyhose - Again, wha?
torture tube - Had to think about that one. I'm thinking it had to do with flying in an airplane. Though I went through some other thoughts first.
pubic hair - What kind of site do they think we're running here?
Mindless entertainment for a boring day. I clearly need some excitement in my life!