I told her that was nothing. When my son comes home he runs to the bathroom and shouts, "I have a turtle head!"
And my son leaves the toilet looking like this:
The note, handwritten by me says: GROSS! Clean this up A.S.A.P. before I barf!
You may not be able to see the large drops of wiz on the toilet and the stray hair, but they are there. And how do you miss with the toilet paper? LAZY.
Welcome to my world.