Free To A Good Home...

Up for grabs:

Two over-sharing household inhabitants. Generally a decent bunch. Will do housework if given a written list and possibly a verbal threat or three. No too demanding, though they do expect dinner every night.

They are quite willing to share most anything except chocolate. This includes every germ they come into contact with throughout their day.

If interested, please email to make arrangements for home drop off. I will deliver free of charge. First come, first served. Don't wait too long, I'm sure they'll go fast. Really.


My throat is currently swollen. Not sore, swollen. It's awesome feeling. Add in lungs that feel as if they are being squeezed. Top with sinus pressure and nothing that will "blow". Pure awesomesauce. The Boy had a cold first, still does, then Hubs complained of "flu-like" symptoms and had one terrible night. During which he tossed and turned and sighed, exhaling his germy air directly into my face. He feels 90% better, after 24 hours. Jerk. Two years WITHOUT being sick, or even having the sniffles that weren't allergy related. And now twice since fall. I'm being kind of a baby about it. So that's my post for today. Sorry about that.

***Ally
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