All About Ally

Hey, it’s me Lela, Ally’s BFF and guest blogger while she is on vacation.  Most of you remember me as the other “Normal Mom”.  Even though I don’t blog anymore, I am a faithful follower of Ally and I thought I would write about her today.

Ally is smart.  She uses proper grammar (and will correct yours).  She is the friend you call in the middle of the night when your kid has a weird rash or you don't know what to cook for your in-laws.  She is a human Google.

Ally is sarcastic, but kind.  A perfect combination.

She is responsible and loyal.  She is the go-to gal for sunscreen and/or tampons. Ally will ALWAYS return her shopping cart and recycle.  She would bail me out of jail if I asked her.  If she says she will do something, she will do it.  You can count on her.

She has always hated her hair.  Ally’s hair is a thick, shiny, wavy mass of gorgeousness.  And she hates it.  Women would die for her hair.  If I had her hair I would just wash it and let it dry naturally.  Ally has to let it sit in a towel for approximately 45 minutes, then blow it out with a big, round brush, followed by torture with a flat iron.  It takes forever!  (I know she is going to kill me for saying all that!)

She has NO butt.  It is totally flat.  But she has a fit, runner's bod with muscles and a flat stomach, so who cares?

Ally says she never has anything to wear, yet always looks adorable and put together.  

We have been friends a long time, since before kindergarten.  She was that shy kid who loved animals and I was the obnoxious tomboy.  I have settled down in my old age, but Ally hasn't changed much.  That's why I love her like a sister.

-Lela

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