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Friday, August 3, 2012

Teen Girl Rules

There are a ton of rules a teenage girl must follow. How to act, what to say, what to wear, what NOT to wear, not to have sex, not to smoke-drink-do drugs, all of it. And I'm sure at times it's hard to remember them all.

A note to all teenage girls, please remember Rule #243 at all times:

You can pull a snotty, hormonal, teenage attitude with your mother. 

You can pull a snotty, hormonal, teenage attitude with your boyfriend. 

Don't pull a snotty, hormonal, teenage attitude with your boyfriend in front of his mother.

Never, ever, pull a snotty, hormonal teenage attitude with your boyfriend's mother.

Just trust me, when I tell you this. His mother has a mental tally board in her head of points both for and against you, and that last one will fill the against column with lots of little marks. Just sayin'.

*FYI:  "snotty, hormonal, teenage attitude" = acting like a pissy little bitch

**FYI again: she did send a text to the boyfriend, asking him to tell me, that she was very sorry for how she acted. They are so young and hormonal, no matter how "mature" they might act at other times... she's lucky I understand PMS as well as I do...


***Ally

6 comments:

Angel Shrout said...

Girl you are preaching to the choir on this one.. My oldest son's ex is psycho to say the least.. won't even get into all the drama she has caused this family.

Babes Mami said...

I try so hard to remember that little girls are full of hormones and crazyness and almost always they are acting impulsively and feel bad about it. But, when you are being a little bitch...you are being a little bitch and need to cut the crap.

Pamela said...

Uh oh! Looks like somebody crossed the line! At least she apologized right?

P.S. I'm curious at the other 242 rules!

Terri Sonoda said...

Oh gosh, Ally, I've had my share of my sons' snotty girlfriends and their hormonal smart mouths. And that was just from my older son. My younger son hasn't brought one home yet.

I can wait.

LOL

Ducky said...

We are not in control of our feelings persay but we DO control our behaviors....or should. Her mom needs to have a talk with her and if her mom doesn't, I happily will.

Michelle said...

Ha. At the very least, you have to appreciate the fact that she apologized... even if it was through text.